Einstein Simplified Bulletin Board

[The Recapper]

Roy DeLaRosa was the host for the evening. Welcome back Meagan.

Blind Freeze Tag - Double Daves started it with "it". Tarantula, angry psychic, hitching spot, frying pan and mecca directions helped round out the freezing.

Fill In The Blank - Paul and Mike were in the arctic suiting up. The tour offered Sarah Palin and penguins showed up in the background. Watch out for the subterranean arctic Joe, only defeatable with a mango. The tusks can be used for back scratching and fertility.

Typewriter - Mike wrote the pirate story, "My Plank Be Moldy". Frank was captain Swallow along with his lazy crew Snidley and Smarly (the Daves) and Greg. A backflash err flashback showed how capn' Swallow was taught the ways of pirating by his father. Whack, there ya be now. Revenge over the parakeet death, a periscope/telescope, and a ghost bird made for the story wrapping up.

Confessional - Father Paul heard the confessions of Frank, Snow and Greg. Snow forgot to vote and had to help Bush clean out the white house as a result. Frank stole toe socks and was directed to wear mittens on his feet. Greg forgot to flush his weed and was told to find his stash.

Marketing Department (New Game) - Happy Camper, Twinkies, Orvill Redenbacher, Pocket Rocket, Tidy Didy, Pants, Wii, and Waffle Iron were all marketed.

Switching Scenery - Mike and Paul were working on the railroad as Fennell and Greg were at a Weigel's. Lots of track, slushies, handcart travel, top shelf beer and a shovel to bury the body.

Hollywood Film Director - Greg directed Paul, Frank and Snow in the western Cacti My Ass. Paul was Butch the bad ass Magoo, Snow was his child like side kick Timmy and Frank was the villain Black Gus. Tarzan, jaws and Fran Drescher was the second take. Steel, Amoeba and magnet was the third take as tumbleweeds went through the scene (Mike and Fennell). The cast of mayberry, gay boyish sidekick and the ratpack on crack was the fourth scene. Finally a bouncy ball, slinky and inflatable gym ball was the credit roll. Chaos reigned.

Deaf Jam - DJ Snow was spinning the discs. Fennell requested and got Lithium after a canonical list of songs. Then Mike was after Pennsylvania 6-5000 with a Tom Jones sing-a-long, then A-Ha's take on me and after much more time elapsed Snow finally spun the disc. Paul simply requested that Snow play Final Countdown.

Coffeehouse Beatnik (New Game) - Frank ran the poetry car for Fish and Bird. Greg diatribed about Salt and Pepper. Paul mused on Chair and Couch.

Jeopardy - The answers were Ralph Waldo Emerson, Electric Light Orchestra, Seaworld, Beetlejuice, and Burt Reynolds. The questions were brilliantly funny.

Fakin' It For The Deaf - Mike and Snow were covering termite damage and extermination as Fennell signed for the crowd. Six simples steps later the residence is sprayed, flamed, exploded and flooded. Watch out for the queen termite.

Stunt Doubles - Frank and Greg needed to get pencils from Machu Pichu. Razor scooters across the desert, battling scorpions and sand people with fun noodles made from cacti was just the beginning. Next was blending in with the monkeys and killing the sunbathing hippos and eating them after a nice barbeque. Go pocket knives. Then a quick ananconda ride to Peru, kabuki interpretive dance for the shirpa and then wearing said sherpa as they scaled the mountain. Snow and Paul did it all with a fantastic ananaconda ride.

Chair Board Winners: Jennifer Irwin-Morris