Bill Slayden CPA hails from the world of fun and frivolity that is known as finance. He officially retired June 28, 2005, but still puts in an occasional guest appearance. Father of three, father-in-law to two, husband of one, and friend to all he brings a sense of enlightenment through right-wing insight. Not one to mince words he will talk for days about everything while divulging nothing. If you ever doubt his talent we dare you to keep a straight face during his Heavy Art work. Know thee well also that none of us has gotten a refund less than $2750.00 in the past five years. By the way, with a mustache he is Ned Flanders.